Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.