Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.