Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!