Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.