Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'