Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.