Somebody shot her.
It must have fallen through a crack.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
When he shoots, someone else scores.
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Down's in the dumps
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
A Sandy Hook Survivor
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.