Somebody shot her.
A flat miner.
They keep falling through his hands.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
The gun gets triggered.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.