How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.