How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.