How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.