How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry