How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.