PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
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Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
A change of pace.
Hot pants.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Because they can't even.
Because it has too many problems.
Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
God is the answer.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
