PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Food
You dye a little on the inside.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"
Barbecue sauce
To get to the other side!
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
13 blackberries and 5 apples
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
