What would gold say if it could talk?

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest