What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no