What would gold say if it could talk?

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u