What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.