What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.