What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.