What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.