What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.