Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.