Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.