Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.