Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.