He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
You look for the fresh prints.
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
Because they kept droning on and on !
He tripped a fan
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
He thought they had delivery service.
He dumped his girlfriend