He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Because he never sleeps in much!
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
Lost
Hasbro.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
The mid-life crisis.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
That he only has a 6 inch.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
