How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.