How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.