He thought they had delivery service.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
I thought friendship was magic
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
That he only has a 6 inch.
He dumped his girlfriend.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
