Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.