What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'