What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.