What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.