What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.