What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl