What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium