What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what