What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright