Coo clucks clan
A: Oh-lay!
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
Clash of Clans
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
