How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.