How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.