How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

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Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !