What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.