What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!