What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season