What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !