What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.