What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.