What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.