What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!