What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!