What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!