What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"