What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.