How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What's a bear without an ear?

A b