How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.