How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!