How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.