Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.