Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC