Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.