What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.