What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...