What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.