What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!