What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.