You break them at the middle and load them from behind
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Coffee Mug
Cobain Cobain
A shotgun
They cantaloupe
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
Fast food
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
Because they shot the gorilla
He put in 24 carrots.
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Play the change machines.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way
The safety.
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
