Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !