Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.