Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !