Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!