Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.