What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.