What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.