What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.