How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.