How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak