How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.