7 Day Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.