7 Day Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D