7 Day Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.