What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

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