What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second