Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.