What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.