A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
A couch can support a family
This winter is very cold. Family is starve.
I'm putin' that guy to sleep
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.