A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
A couch can support a family
The steaks were too high.
She was fed up with the hole business.
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.