What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

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mourning wood

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.