Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Wild Twerky!

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What color is ice?

Hielo.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Juan

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless