Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Vigo Jokes More Vigo Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Mark Hamill Jokes More Mark Hamill Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless