Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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Because you make sound judgement.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

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Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

Why is Peter Pan's voice so high?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd have a high voice too!

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