Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"