A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
None. They only screw playoff games
It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.
Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.
Crews Control.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
Ooo mami! (Umami)
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"