Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese