Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"