What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.