What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.