What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.