What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.