What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...