What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied