What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.