What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.