Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla