Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

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a retarded gorilla

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.