Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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What do you call a former member of ISIS?

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.