What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.