What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.