What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.