What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.