What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'