What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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