Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

What do I look like?

A typewriter "

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."