Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper