How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors