How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.