How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a rude German?

A Deutsch bag

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.