How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.