How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.