How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.