How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.