How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.