Veteran Aryan Jokes

What do you call an ex-military white supremacist?

A veteran-aryan

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Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work