What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Pantaloon Jokes More Pantaloon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!