What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Pantaloon Jokes More Pantaloon Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon