Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Whatever floats his boat.
Under his buccan-hat.
He's dead.
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
I'm a cashew!
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Pantaloon
A pantalunatic.