A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
A 3 legged cow
Russel
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
There is no sound... The P is silent.
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.