A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Have you seen the mess snails make?
Half a cheetah.
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
P and O.
Because their p is quiet.
C
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.