What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"