What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."