Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor