Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy