Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.