Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"