What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Builder Jokes More Builder Jokes

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.