What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Builder Jokes More Builder Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.