How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.