Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.