Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !